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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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jetbag:

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

fadjit:

i’m going to kms (knit my sweater)

trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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eartheld:

eartheld:

mostly nature

mostly nature
  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill
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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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